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Dennis Miller
Age: 70
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
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