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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
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Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.
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I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.
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Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when, if you take the time to get to know them as a human being, you can find so many other things to hate them for?
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When your mother starts using the word party as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.
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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
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Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
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Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
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Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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