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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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I'd rather be funny than wise.
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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
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I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
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How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
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We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
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Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?
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