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Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?
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Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
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A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
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American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
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Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
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That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
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There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.
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I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.
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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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I'd rather be funny than wise.
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I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
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Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
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When your mother starts using the word party as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.
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Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
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In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
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The Patriots deflated balls are but an allegory for America's deflated balls in dealings with Putin, the Mullahs in Iran, and Islamic terrorists.
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