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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Dennis Michael Miller
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I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
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Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when, if you take the time to get to know them as a human being, you can find so many other things to hate them for?
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