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Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.

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Dennis Miller
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 3
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Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
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