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There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

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Denis Norden
Age: 96 †
Born: 1922
Born: February 6
Died: 2018
Died: September 19
Comedian
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Hackney
Denis Mostyn Norden
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Lets
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Birds
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Car
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