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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

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Denis Norden
Age: 96 †
Born: 1922
Born: February 6
Died: 2018
Died: September 19
Comedian
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Hackney
Denis Mostyn Norden
Funny
October
Left
Cricket
May
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Baseball
Months
Fans
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Wife
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