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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
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