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Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!
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Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.
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I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!
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I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.
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People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!
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No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.
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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
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I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli? Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.
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I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
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