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Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

Denis Leary

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
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Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Television Producer
University Teacher
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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Right
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Heads
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Heavy
Metal
Natural
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Metals

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