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I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
Massachusetts
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
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People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!
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