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I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
Television Producer
University Teacher
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
Michael
Dance
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I'm born and raised in the Northeast. My parents are Irish immigrants. So our tendency is to shy away from the big yellow ball that comes up in the sky every once in a while.
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We've always talked about doing something else and Campbell Scott is always busy and I'm always busy. But when we came up with the idea of doing the potato famine as a hip hop musical, I wanted somebody who was going to bring gravity.
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
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At some level, you've got to have the ability to - especially in film and in front of the camera, you got to have the ability to drop into character and close off the entire crew and the camera and everything else.
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
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Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.
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It's important to have your own space. I've never trusted people who do everything together. I call them Kool-Aid Couples, because it's like they drank the same Kool-Aid and it's drugged them into constantly gazing into each other's eyes.
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I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
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White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.
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When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.
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I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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