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I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
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Worcester
Massachusetts
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building.
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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.
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Most people think, Life sucks, and then you die. I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
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When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
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It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
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The key thing is to get that one splash - that one song or that one video for a song - that catches people's eyes. Because it's all digital content now.
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I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.
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Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.
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I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
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