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I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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