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Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.
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