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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

Denis Leary

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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