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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
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It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
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Crisis doesn't create character it reveals it.
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Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
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I think all priests should be married.
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When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.
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I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. Moo
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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.
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When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
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I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.
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Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.
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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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