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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
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Television Actor
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Worcester
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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
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I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!
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There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.
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It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.
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In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.
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Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
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Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.
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I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
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Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.
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My kids watch everything downloaded they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except FX makes the show that I see on my computer. So it's harder to get a show on the air, but at the same time, there are a lot of terrific shows.
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Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold.
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.
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If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
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When I first got famous, Greg Dulli was also just starting to cook with the Afghan Whigs, and because of the MTV awards I met Dave Grohl and Nirvana and all these rock and roll bands. So I had experience with what it was like when people were taking off at that time.
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Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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You just can't win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads from 15 years ago.
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