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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?
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No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.
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