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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.
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That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.
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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
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I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
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If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret you really have to appreciate the person every single day.
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I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
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Life Sucks,get a helmet
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I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.
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We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
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Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.
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Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
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Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
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Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.
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I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.
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I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
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My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.
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It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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There's a method aspect to Campbell Scott character and he really wants to get into his character and he wants to cast to go on a fast so that by the time the play opens nobody's eaten in three days because he wants the audience to feel the pain from the stage.
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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