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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
Massachusetts
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I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?
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I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.
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I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
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That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.
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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
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There's no male Oprah.
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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
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In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.
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Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
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I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!
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It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
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I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
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When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with No Cure For Cancer.
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Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold.
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I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit.
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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