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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
University Teacher
Voice Actor
Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.
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When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
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The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.
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My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
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Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
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I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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I think it's a shame when you come across young actors and musicians who haven't had the time to learn their craft. It doesn't matter if it's acting or music, you really have to learn how to do it from the bottom up because unless you have a great work ethic... fame is a terrible thing to have.
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Life Sucks,get a helmet
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Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.
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I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
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You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the time to explain it to people, it's just part of what I do.
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The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.
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I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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