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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
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I was working with Peter Tolan, who was my writing partner on those two [Rescue Me and The Job], and he did The Larry Sanders Show with Garry Shandling, and he always said that the second season is better because you know the actors.
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.
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I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit.
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I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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My kids watch everything downloaded they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except FX makes the show that I see on my computer. So it's harder to get a show on the air, but at the same time, there are a lot of terrific shows.
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
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Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
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You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can produce your own stuff. So that's when I set about forming my own company and getting creative control.
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I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.
Denis Leary
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
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I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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