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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
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I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.
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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
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I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
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If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
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My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building.
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All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
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Sin is in, and so we begin.
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Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
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Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.
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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
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I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.
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I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?
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