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I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
Actor
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Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Worcester
Massachusetts
Denis Colin Leary
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That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.
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