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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
Denis Leary
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Denis Leary
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 18
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Worcester
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Denis Colin Leary
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I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.
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People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!
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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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