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I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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People
Revolving
Obedient
Pull
Door

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