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Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
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We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.
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At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
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What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
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If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.
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Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.
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I need to develop some patience - immediately.
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
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I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.
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I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.
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I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
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When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
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Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
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A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
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When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
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Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.
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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
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I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
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As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.
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When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
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