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Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
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I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
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