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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.
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I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
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It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
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I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left.'
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I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, Cool, that one works.
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I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
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I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.
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I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good. Hopefully it balances out.
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There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.
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Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
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I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
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I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
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Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
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Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.
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How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
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I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.
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