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I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
Used
Really
Nostalgia
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Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
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I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left.'
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When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
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I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
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When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
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You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
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The earth without art is just eh.
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