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The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
Sweatshops
Therefore
Clothes
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Men

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