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A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
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I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
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Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.
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Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
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I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
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For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.
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The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
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Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
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It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
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I've never read an article of clothing.
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I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.
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I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
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I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
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I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.
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The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
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