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A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
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Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
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I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
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Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
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It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
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I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.
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A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
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A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
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Once I started to look i finally began to see.
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It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
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Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
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If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
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I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.
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What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
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I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
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I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
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Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
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