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A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
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The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
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My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
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I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
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Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.
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I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
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When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.
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Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
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I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
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When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?
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Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
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To me, comedy is a game.
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You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
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I need to develop some patience - immediately.
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