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A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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Television Actor
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
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To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
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I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
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When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
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I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.
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I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
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It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.
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Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.
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I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
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If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.
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A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
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REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
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Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
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When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
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Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
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One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
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If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
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If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'
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