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A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
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The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
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If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years is they just don't laugh. It doesn't work coming out of my mouth so it's like they taught me 'don't do that. Don't go that way or you'll lose me.'
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
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To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
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It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
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I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
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What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
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I've never read an article of clothing.
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
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The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
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Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
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Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.
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Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
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This is a pie chart about procrastination.
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I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
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