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Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
Businesses
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I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.
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You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.
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Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
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Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
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I can move objects with my mind, if I use my hands.
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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
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Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
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I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.
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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
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It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
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The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
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I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
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I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
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I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
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I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
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