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Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Businesses
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I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.
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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
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I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
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The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.
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When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
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Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
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I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. What do you do? I'm a match maker Aw, that's really romantic No, umm... I actually... never mind
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I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no chocohol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably over-workaholled.
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It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
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I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
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I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
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It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
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Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.
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My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
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There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.
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