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I just found out that I have more allies than America!
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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America
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A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.
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Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.
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You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
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When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
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Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
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One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'
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My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
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The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
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Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'
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