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Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
Think
Thinking
Cave
Caves
Walk
Walks
Came
Forget
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