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When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
Clouds
Animals
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Sheep
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