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A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
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You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
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My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
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I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
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Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln
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It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
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