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There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
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When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
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I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.
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I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
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I never set out to do a sketch show.
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
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How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
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I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. Keep sleeping. All right, perfect.'
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