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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
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I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
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If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
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I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.
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I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
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When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
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It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
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Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, Done, next!
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I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, Cool, that one works.
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People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.
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Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
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I need to develop some patience - immediately.
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As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
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I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
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I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.
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Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.
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You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
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Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
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I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.
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