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Once I started to look i finally began to see.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
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I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the crazy guy at law school, which is the guy who is not so much crazy as annoying.
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It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
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I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.
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It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
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The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
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When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?
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You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
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The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
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Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
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When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
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A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
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A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
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A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
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At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
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I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
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