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I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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Demetri Evan Martin
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