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I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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