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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
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A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
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When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
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It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.
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Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, Done, next!
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I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
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I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.
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I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.
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I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.
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My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
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It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.
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It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
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If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
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It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
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The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
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Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
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One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
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I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.
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If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.
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