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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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Demetri Evan Martin
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When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
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I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
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When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.
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My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
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Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
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People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.
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One thing you never hear is Man that guy is good at badminton.
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I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
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What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
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To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
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Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.
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It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
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My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
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You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
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I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.
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For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.
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I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
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The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
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I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
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