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I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good. Hopefully it balances out.
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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Demetri Evan Martin
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