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Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
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You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
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I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.
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Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
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Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
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It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
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It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
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Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
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How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
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One thing you never hear is Man that guy is good at badminton.
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If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
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The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
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When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
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Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.
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There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
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The earth without art is just eh.
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Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.
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