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It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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