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My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.
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